A the end of the Great Pop Culture Wars, massive Irony Cannons were designed and deployed. When irony itself failed to break the opposing battle lines, the cannon were reconfigured for Meta-Ironic purposes, building shells out Hypercondensed Irony and Depleted Nostalgia. Eventually, the shells collapsed reality itself with a chain-reaction that destroyed the Irony sockpiles, and only Sincerity was left.

Coming soon: The Great Sincerity Wars.

posted by GenjiandProust at 6:55 AM on January 16